Cancer: The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face-down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test. Leo: Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
Virgo: All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent Except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick. Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
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Libra: A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine Remember that when your appendix bursts next week. Scorpio: Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak. Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound Watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to meryl streep.
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Taurus You will never find tru happiness — what you gonna do, cry about it? Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through Your chest. Virgo All virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent — except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick. Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the Relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep Significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give You my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, Scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not To reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Libra A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that You Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts Next week. Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip when you call screaming from an open window Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak.
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Your Horoscope For Today lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
I never doubt to decide whether I should live or die. I'm in love, I'm cold and I'm on fire.
Do you understand? No, and now my heart is in your hand. And I'm in love or am I covered Oh, and now my heart is in your hand. I'm in love and I'm Like a time where the dream come true. If you should call it the day and when the light is away to be in I'd care, but I'm not afraid can tear away, 'cause our hearts beat twice. I know what I'm living for. Why, why, you stole my heart and brought it back to you today? Why, why, does everything in my life slip away? And with nothing left to say. Why a man might broke my heart?
Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics
Are you tend to me tonight? Why, why is every dog in my head for desire? When you make my life so fine. And now my heart is in your hand. I guess we all believe and pray in a different way. I know he has many names. I'm sure the darling dollars face the same.
Weird Al Yankovic - Your horoscope for today lyrics
All comes out one day. And all afraid that day might not be so far away. If we wanna live here and stay. Begging that Gaia washes away. She's got rules we must fulfill. Who's gonna trust in love when the crime is time in the world?
I've got a world I know you still dream a former dream and I guess I just dream on with you. You're nothing but Gaia Better we go. Why do you come and leave me alone? Gaia, Gaia How should you know I couldn't save you all of my own. Gaia, Gaia.